Volume 2, Number 12                      December 2006

ISSN 1930-0239

Welcome to the fifteenth issue of Crime and Suspense, the ezine for fans of crime, suspense and mystery fiction.  This month's issue is unthemed, which always scares me a little.  That means people can get out those strange, weird, off-the-wall stories they haven't found a market for yet, and throw them my way!


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Peggy Jaegly, holding her lovely "Dead Bird" trophy, which she recently won with her short story entry, "Canine Caper" in a contest held by Sisters In Crime.  (We'll be putting that story in the ezine in the near future!)


Our authors this month are Charles Schaeffer, Steve Haberlin, Jan Christensen,  Nicole Alexander, Peggy Ehrhart, Stephen D. Rogers, Dan Devine and Jeremy Schneider.  You can read more about all these authors in the Rogues' Gallery on the Crime and Suspense website.  Almost everyone in the list is making their Crime and Suspense ezine debut in this issue, too!

Tony Burton tells his readers about the enjoyable Death Comes Too Soon by Patricia Harrington and Diane Grace delivers the deadly news about C.V. Herst's Dead Certain.  And a new feature by Sunny Frazier starts this month, Coming Attractions!

As an added fillip to the mix this month, there is a radio episode of "Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar" available for download.


This Month's Featured Stories...

The Angry Violinist  by Charles Schaeffer.  Ah, retirement.  A time to relax, enjoy life, maybe play a little canasta or shuffleboard.  Or match wits with a shipboard murderer.

I should have warned the Precinct gang to hang on to their night jobs. Not that the “Auld Lang Syne” they harmonized was bad, just out of season, on my last day, June 30th. Surprised?  Sure.  The envelope in the chief’s hand was far from my idea of a parting gift after twenty-seven years in the Washington , D.C. detective bureau.  I accepted polite applause as the captain handed me the tickets—roundtrip air, plus perks—packed into a fourteen-day riverboat trip down the Danube. Me on the Danube ?  I figured myself more a Hong Kong or Moscow denizen. But, as it turned out, the Danube runs deeper than Strauss and Mozart.  Much deeper. But it’s not blue.

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A Slice of Prosciutto    by Steve Haberlin.  The power of the press.  We sometimes love 'em and we sometimes hate 'em, but ain't it great to see them take down some sleazeball?  But it's not easy.  Trust me.

There I was, hot on the trail of this pudgy, coke-sniffing mayor. He had ducked into an Italian bistro to get his usual, a prosciutto and cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee.

The rotund fellow with the dark comb-over had made quite the name for himself. An aggressive politician who used his influence, or whatever means necessary, to put his city, a little Italian community in New England, on the map.

But I knew there was more to him.

Rose and the Mask    by Jan Christensen.  The ancient Greeks used masks for their actors, specifically to represent various emotions: Anger, Sadness, Happiness.  Such masks are still common in some forms of theater in the Orient.  We use the Greek masks of tragedy and comedy to represent theater.  Maybe a mask can both hide AND reveal, to the right beholder.   

When Rose Findley entered the Dragon's Lair gift shop, the smell of incense assaulted her, and she sneezed. Because it was off on a side street, she’d never noticed the place before, but she’d received a flyer in the mail and decided to check it out. The center aisles were filled with ceramic figurines of all sizes and types—wild animals, human figures, and of course castles, magicians and dragons. The shop immediately intrigued Rose. But she almost left when she sneezed again. Then a mask on the back wall caught her eye.

Temporarily Detained   by Wil A. Emerson.  Technology is a wonderful thing.  Electron microscopes, hearing aids, handheld calculators, supermarket price scanners...  But technology scares me sometimes, because of the potential for misuse.  

“Duped.” The word echoed in my ears. Slurred, it didn’t sound like me.

“We’re not boarding your row, Sir. Let the other passengers through, please.” The gate attendant smiled.

I squinted. Didn’t she hear me? Of course she did. I looked at the paper in my hand. Print out from a computer? Legitimate boarding pass. Who did this? My secretary always gave me a hard copy.

A hand tapped my shoulder, “I’ll help you to your seat.”

“No help needed.” Again my voice wobbled. “Where are we going?”

Last Night's Tragedy   by Nicole Alexander.  How easy it is to lose the rapport, the connection, with teenaged children... the connection that allows parents to look at them and know something really is wrong.  This is a poem, so I'm not putting an extract here.
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Custom Floor    by Peggy Ehrhart.  Sometimes the clues to a crime are so obvious, you'll almost trip over them.

Superfly disappeared?

The words were on the tip of her tongue, but Anna bit them back.  She didn’t know Kenny Sockyma very well yet, and she wasn’t sure he shared her irreverent sense of humor.  So instead she remarked, “That will be quite a loss for the tribal council.”

But in her mind, Ahote Kukuma had been the Hopi Superfly: braids to the waist, fringed leather jacket, and enough turquoise to stock a souvenir stand.  If he’d been a Harlem black guy, he’d have had the biggest afro, the shiniest suit, and gold everywhere—even in his teeth.

When the Fat Lady Screams    by Stephen D. Rogers.  I've only tried to sit through a live opera performance once.  Nearly killed me.  I guess it can be completely fatal for some people.

Inspector Macafee woke when the house lights came on.

Turning to the rather large woman sitting next to him, he started to ask how she had enjoyed the opera but until he noticed the small bullet hole in the center of her forehead.

As the auditorium had already emptied, the Inspector took a moment to examine the body before raising the alarm.  There were no other apparent wounds and the lack of a powder burn suggested she hadn't been shot at close range.

Half-Awake    by Dan Devine.   Have you ever had that disorienting feeling upon awakening, that you aren't where you are supposed to be?  Maybe it was when you were in a hotel room, or in a hospital room, or after a night's heavy drinking. In this case, it's a good bit more serious, and seriously frightening.

I was all alone in a place I didn‘t know.

It was a fact I’d had to face from the moment I opened my eyes. I had discovered with a start that this was not my room, not where I had fallen asleep last night. I immediately pressed my lids back together and enthusiastically refused to believe what they were showing me. Wishing didn’t work. When I opened up again I still found myself in the bed of a stranger.

The Unbeliever    by Jeremy Schneider.  When did someone try to ruin your Christmas for you by telling you that Santa wasn't real?  When you were eight years old?  Ten?  Twenty-three???  Well, just as a wild supposition... what if Santa really IS real? 

Lester pushed the power button on the Cadillac’s radio, cutting off Jingle Bell Rock in mid-jingle. It seemed like all they played on the radio this time of year was that damn song. It had a nice beat and it was catchy, but after awhile, like too much ice cream, it started to give you a headache.

Speaking of which, the fat man in the trunk was being awfully quiet; almost an hour of banging and hollering and now not so much as a peep. Maybe he was finally resigned to the fact that any amount of pleading would not help him escape his ultimate fate. Lester smiled. "Ultimate fate," he said, "I kind of like that."

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