Volume 2, Number 3                        March 2006

Welcome to the sixth issue of Crime and Suspense, the ezine for fans of crime, suspense and mystery fiction.  There is something inherent, something built into our psyches, that causes us to fear large predatory animals.  Of course, the most dangerous predator is Man, but there was a time in the not-so-distant past when the coughing roar of a lion in the nighttime, or the snarl of a pack of wolves, would send our ancestors scurrying for shelter and the relative safety of the flickering fire in front of their cave.

This month our theme is "March - In Like a Lion..."  All the stories in this issue will involve some predatory beast other than Man.  (And please, folks - no lectures on the political incorrectness of referring to humanity with a non-gender-neutral noun.  I truly don't care.)

At any rate, step into our jungle, our forest, our savannah or our backyard, and enjoy a little bit of the tingle that your ninety-times-removed grandmother or grandfather might have felt.  But at least in this case you have the option of sitting in a warm house and relaxing with a hot cup of coffee, instead of shivering and staring out into the darkness, where large, hungry eyes reflect the firelight.


Our authors this month are Kimberly Brown, Sandra Seamans, John M. Floyd,  Gary Hoffman, Che Gilson, Kathleen Strasser, B. J. Bourg, Katt Dunsmore, Jonette Stabbert and Lucille Robinson.  You can read more about all these authors in the Rogues' Gallery on the Crime and Suspense website.  

Wil Emerson gives us her review of Run No More by Catherine Mulvany, and Deborah Elliott-Upton gives us her take on Stillson Graham's first novel, Random Access Memory.

And, we have the two winning stories of the Random Acts of Crime writing contest, written by Kimberly Brown and Chelle Martin. 

And of course, we would greatly appreciate it if you patronized our advertisers!  (It helps keep the stories and the blood flowing at Crime and Suspense!)


Here's a Michael Shayne episode from September 25, 1948.  Enjoy!

The Crooked Wheel


Seven By Seven

Seven Deadly Tales
    Of the Seven Deadly Sins
       By Seven Deadly Authors

The anthology will be available soon, folks, and a lot of excitement is building.  We are doing pre-publication sales that save the buyer on shipping costs, and the authors are doing a wonderful job of publicizing the book in their own local markets.  The anticipated release date is in mid- to late April, and believe me, you don't want to miss this book.  B.J. Bourg, Sunny Frazier, Gary Hoffman, Kimberly Brown, John M. Floyd, Deborah Elliott-Upton and Frank Zafiro have done an awesome job of providing their takes on each of the Seven Deadly Sins.  There is a wonderful blend of suspense, humor, chill and surprise in these stories by seven very talented authors.

 

This Month's Featured Stories...

Repaid Debts   by Sandra Seamans.  Short, dark and vicious.  Sort of like my first girlfriend -- but I digress.  Do you remember the tale of Androcles and the lion?  Well, here is a slightly different take on it.

"What we done to Pete, don't matter none. A man's got a right to make a livin' how he chooses," said Tom as he threw the last shovel full of dirt onto the make-shift grave.

"I'm just sayin' it ain't right to be killin' a man," replied Ted.

"Don't matter now. He's dead and underground."

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Worship the Cat    by Kimberly Brown.  Cats always act like they think they should be worshipped.  But that's ridiculous, right?  RIGHT?  Then again...

A sense of unreality washed over her when they stepped from the ordinary ranch-style house into a medieval room from another world. White candles flickered from sconces on the walls. Lorraine's eyes were drawn to the centerpiece of the room, where two tall white tapers flanked a structure that looked like an altar. A statue--a large, pagan-looking thing with the body of a voluptuous woman and the head of a cat--stood beside the altar.

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Imagination    by John M. Floyd.  There are things out there in the darkness of the night, things with teeth and claws and slavering lips and... sometimes they're even enough to frighten hardened law enforcement officers.

"Did you hear that?" Tom said.

On the other side of the tent, Ben Rollins's blanketed shape stirred and groaned.  "Hear what?"

"Something big.  A bear, maybe."  Tom Finkley pulled a coat on over his undershirt and sat still, listening.  The moonlight through the tent flap painted a green stripe on the ground between him and Ben.     

Arapaho    by Gary R. Hoffman.  "Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth..."  Falconry was the sport and pastimes of nobles for hundreds of years.  Could it be put to a less noble purpose?

Norm Riddle raised his leather-gloved hand.  Arapaho, his huge Harris hawk, squatted down, spread his wings, and launched himself towards the top of a huge white oak tree at the edge of the field.  Arapaho watched Norm.  With just a slight twist of his wrist, the bird was sailing back towards Norm.  Norm was not his master.  He was an “assistant” to the bird.  The hawk was never tamed.  He simply stuck around for the food Norm provided him.

The Last of Artie   by Che Gilson.  They say (whoever "they" are) that each of us has a double somewhere on the earth.  What happens when you FIND that double, though, and their life is so very, very different from your own?

It was just my luck I looked exactly like Artie Pennington. It was my even better luck that we met.

U.C.L.A. campus, gold and green and sprawling in the sunshine, had accepted me as a scholarship student. I meant to do right by it too. Alpha Theta Pi was looking for a few good men. It was Rush Week, so what the hell. 

The Alpha’s were like clones, each one cut out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue. But they liked a hardluck story, and I had one for them.

 

Mercy Date    by Kathleen Strasser.    Have you ever come away from a date some friend has set up for you, feeling absolutely "set up"?  Some guys don't know how to hear the word "No", do they?

Lunch was not going well.  Carol stared down at her half eaten taco.  She didn’t want discuss the Superbowl party and the behavior of Beth’s brother.

“How was I to know Justin would be such an ass? I told him to call and apologize,” said Beth.  “That you would appreciate that.”

“He did.”  Carol had quit counting after the tenth message on her machine.

Bear Illegal    by B. J. Bourg.   Camping trips are supposed to be fun outings for everyone.  Of course, there are always those annoying pests to put up with: ants, bees, chiggers, bears...

Rebecca Simms sat up in the dark. There it was again! She slid out of her sleeping bag and eased to her feet. She paused to listen. Curry's breath was slow and steady--he hadn't heard the noise. She peered through the skylight at the top of the tent. The faint glow from the fading fire cast shadows about the campsite and made it difficult to distinguish one object from another. Something moved at the edge of the tree line. It was a dark, looming figure that swayed as it moved along the outer edges of the light.

The Box   by Tonya Dunsmore.  All the wonderful inventions we now enjoy are the results of someone's curiosity.  Electric power, computers, automated telemarketing callers.  But sometimes curiosity and envy together can drive a person to do things they just KNOW they shouldn't do!

“Bella, you just can’t play with the box. It’s forbidden and that’s that. It’s always been forbidden,” Mother said. She led Bella downstairs and out into the garden for tea, and the matter was dropped. Anytime the girls were in their mother’s rooms after that, Bella noticed the closet door was kept carefully locked. If Bella asked about the box, as she did often while growing up, all her mother would say was, “No, Bella, the box is forbidden.”

Prey   by Jonette Stabbert.  Sweet little old ladies are such dears, with their pampered little lapdogs.  But a whole community full of sweet little old ladies with their pampered little lapdogs would be... well, just murder to contend with!

Mrs. Peabody carried her muddy little dog into the house and shut the door. She was fuming. Her hands shook so badly, she could barely make the tea. That Caesar woman and her confounded monster, Brutus! Something would have to be done. They couldn’t continue to make everyone’s life a misery. Mrs. Peabody was so upset, that despite it being April, she went to the cupboard and poured out a thimbleful of the special brandy reserved for Christmastime guests. Adding it to her tea, she swiftly downed the potent liquid and felt the warmth spread throughout her body.

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Tiger by the Tail   by Lucille Perkins Robinson.  Did you hear the one about the blonde who escaped from... never mind, you've heard it!  Blondes have more fun, they say, but they also say blondes are dumb.  I'm not sure how much of either statement is true.

I slipped the picks out of my pocket.  As I put the gloves on, I glanced around.  The moon hid behind a dark cloud and only a few stars studded the night sky.  No close neighbors meant smaller chance of being seen in the back of Susan's home.

No lights were on inside the huge plantation-style house, so evidently Susan was gone as anticipated.   I had to do this job by feel mostly and it was slow, but I eventually chose the right picks.  I grasped the tension tool in my left hand and the rake pick in my right and began working on the lock.  

Random Acts of Crime Contest Winners!

Here are Kimberly Brown and Chelle Martin's two prize-winning entries from the Random Acts of Crime contest.  I know you'll enjoy them.

A Little Peace and Quiet  by Kimberly Brown

The Reverend Mickey Ivester stood over the stranger's lifeless body. His ears rang from the shots that had echoed through the parking garage.

Mickey trembled and the gun tumbled from his hand. He fell on his knees to the cold concrete. He'd never even fired a gun, much less killed anyone. "Let the dead bury the dead," he muttered, as he turned to hold his friend Charlie's clammy hand.

 

Chick Pea   by Chelle Martin

Bill Andrews, legal representative for the Duh! Beer Company, vigorously shook hands with Doyle “Bubba” McKenna, current mayor of Chick Pea, Iowa, who was running for reelection.  “Today is your lucky day, Mayor McKenna,” Andrews said.  “This here is Charles Duhkovic, Vice President of Corporate Development for Duh! Beer.  We’d like to put Chick Pea, Iowa on the map by legally changing its name to Duh!.  And we’d like to give each of your 400 citizens $5,000 cash as a reward for doing so.”

 



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